Let me tell you a story.... once upon a time i had always wanted a dog and when i finally got it, i named my dog, dog. One day dog, my dog, met another dog at the park whose name was not dog, but was a dog, which was similar to my dog, dog. Dog, my dog, was angry and called the other dog not named dog, a dog. Instinctively the other dog not named dog reacted in a dog like manner which was bark and more bark, and still more bark. Which was very dog like for a dog that was like my dog, dog, even though it wasnt him as dog was my dog and a very good dog unlike the other dog not named dog.
AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!
THE END!